Im jokes

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

What did the other traffic cone say to the other?

"Look away, I'm changing!"

I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.

If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.

Girl: "Dad."

Dad: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I am a prostitute."

Dad: "Yes."

Woman 2: "Dad."

Dad: "Right?"

Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."

Father: "God, do you love children?"

Boy: "Yes..."

I'm not saying you're annoying.

But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.

I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.

My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...

...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.

I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.

I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

Holy cow!

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

Hi, I'm new here.

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.

I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.

What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)

“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"