Im jokes

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!

My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

What did a skeleton say when he's alone?

"I'm so bonely..."

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

I’m going to be scared of diesel.

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

I'm life.

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

I'm dead inside.

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: Why?

Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.

Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.

Man: Why?

Kid: I'm an orphan.

Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!

(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")