The Broke Robbery

  • So the other day I saw a homeless man. He tried to mug me. I let him.

    I had nothing on me either. (I'm on the next block over.)

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    Listen up, twig-arms. Both of you are losers with zero dollars. He wasted his time mugging a guy who's just as much of a failure as he is. You probably spend all your lunch money on virtual skins for games you're bad at anyway.

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