So the other day I saw a homeless man. He tried to mug me. I let him.
I had nothing on me either. (I'm on the next block over.)
The Broke Robbery
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, twig-arms. Both of you are losers with zero dollars. He wasted his time mugging a guy who's just as much of a failure as he is. You probably spend all your lunch money on virtual skins for games you're bad at anyway.