Spirit

Spirit Jokes

Ghost

Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?

They only come out for the boos.

Detention

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

Exorcism

What is a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.

Song

What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Anal

Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!

Ghost

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.

Ghost

What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.