What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb

  • wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
  • no

Why do ghosts love elevators, they lift their spirits!

Me: Hey wanna know my spirit animal

Friend: Sure

Me: Road kill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now

Friend: Wait, aren’t you dead

Me: Aren’t you my son

Friend: So that’s what mom was trying to hide from me

Orphans prayer In the name of the The son The holy Spirit Amen

Father then the priest says son Holy Spirit amen.No I was asking you a question father