Spirit Jokes

JokeMastEr

What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb

Anonymous
in Puns

Why do ghosts love elevators, they lift their spirits!

Anonymous

“Wanna play the rape game?”

“No!!!”

“That’s the spirit!”

Eliana
in Puns
  • wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
  • no
  • THATS THE SPIRIT!
watersharky

Bible Verse of The Day-For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, “Abba, Father.” The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God’s children. —Romans 8:15-16

Austin Warner

Orphans prayer In the name of the The son The holy Spirit Amen

Husband:can we try anal tonight Wife: fuck that shit Husband:that’s the spirit

Please Help Me...
in Bad

Me: Hey wanna know my spirit animal

Friend: Sure

Me: Road kill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now

Friend: Wait, aren’t you dead

Me: Aren’t you my son

Friend: So that’s what mom was trying to hide from me

Lightning wolf is gay

Wny you gay bruh I know why I’m gay i got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me YA BOIIIII

Gina
in Girl

In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden, and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she found herself soon homeless, begging for food or money to survive.

She used to occupy a street next to a theater; not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her; every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well, that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every tuesday - just to keep her spirits up.

One tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story, and decided to share his fortune.

Gentleman: I work as a magician in the touring show - today we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate - but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin.

ShOrTy_yourASS
in Yo mama

yo mama so fat even God could not life her spirits

Father son Holy Spirit A
in Priest

Father then the priest says son Holy Spirit amen.No I was asking you a question father

Larry
in Jesus

The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka ( holy spirit) is to control us , take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time! Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing thier big speach, thier excuse of them hiding this whole time. Lol, Surprise! Joke being on them. As we all stand there and are there to judge them. Doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from satan and the devil and sending them to thier home they created themselves! HELL! P.S. With a little extra punishments !

Yolanda Torrez
in Jesus

Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is ( Gods gift to this earth) The best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!

Hahaha LOL Jajaj

And I Quote! " THATS WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!"

GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT

If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn’t of made up satan! He wouldn’t Rape us,
He wouldn’t embody us! He wouldn’t try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!