Spirit jokes
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.