“Would you like to play the rape game?” “No wtf” She replied “Thats the spirit!”
“Wanna play the rape game?”
“No!!!!”
“That’s the spirit!”
What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb
what room does a ghost not want to be in?
the living room
What do you find up a ghosts nose- a BOOger
What do you call a ghost bee???
Boobees
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the childs body.
- wanna hear a joke about ghosts? - no - THATS THE SPIRIT!
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist
what do you call a person with cancer a ghost with a body
What did one ghost say to the other?
Get a life!
Why Demons are dying from Priestwater?The Soul from a Priest is completly diffrent
What's ghost's favorite food? I like some BOO-RITOS!
Orphans prayer In the name of the The son The holy Spirit Amen
Bible Verse of The Day-For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children. —Romans 8:15-16
Me: Hey wanna know my spirit animal
Friend: Sure
Me: Road kill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead
Me: Aren't you my son
Friend: So that's what mom was trying to hide from me
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow
