"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the childs body.
- wanna hear a joke about ghosts? - no - THATS THE SPIRIT!
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
We aren't ghost, but I'll take you under the sheets
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
