What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
Okay, so basically, the joke is playing on the phrase "dogging it", which usually means to avoid work or responsibility. But, the person is talking to their DOG, so it's a pun because they are literally "dogging it". You probably have a hard time holding down a job, don't you?
dev
Hey Gwen, Im 10 years old hbu?
Gwen
You read my mind, I was about to ask you that same question. I'm 11.
Gwen
Oh wait a second I thought you were Aiden!
I thought you were like 15, cuz you sounded like it. WOW!
dev
Oh i wish
Gwen
Same, I'm 11 and everyone thinks I'm 21 cuz believe it or not I'm 5'7 and a half- I don't know why I'm that tall, but every time I go out people think I'm a teen and start acting like it and I hate to have to tell them I'm only 11. It's really nice to be in a group of older people till they ask me my age...