Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple Not F—ing blue!
The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
What fruit always feels depressed?
what’s blue and doesn’t weigh much???
what turns red, blue then white? the last person that I’d strangle
Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…
Roses are red Violets are blue Once I’n done choking you You will be too.
roses are red, violates are blue, i don’t know why i am still alive for you
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i’m always watching you
What is blue but smells like red paint?
- Blue paint
Roses are red, violets are blue, fortnite is dead and so are you.
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said “NICE CUT G”
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom… Until they are flashing behind you!
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said “I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we’re there, I’d also like to take our relationship to the next level.” “I’m there” the boy replied. The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked “do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?” the boy replied " “I plan on getting busy all weekend. I’m not gonna stop pounding her till I’m black and blue. Give me the family pack.” “Sure thing” said the pharmacist. That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. the girls father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, “you never told me that you were so religious” the boy replied, “You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist”
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.
roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us ’cept you can’t trust a poet to tell the truth.