what turns red, blue then white? the last person that I’d strangle

Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands

What fruit always feels depressed?

A blue-berry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, fortnite is dead and so are you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.

A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.

Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don’t know they have? Like “Blue truck dude”, “Loud dog guy”, “Nice old lady with the rose bushes”, “That s... across the street”,

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth? You get a good connection

blood is red.bruses are blue i ferget the rest…um i hate you…?

Uranus is blue from lack of service.

The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

A man is with his friend in a bar.

The friend, out of the blue asks, “Hey, what’s your body count?”

Nervous, the man looks away.

The friend then says, “I’m talking about sex.”

The man then turns back and mumbles, “Oh… I thought you saw inside the bas....t…”

“Wait, wha…”

“What?”

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