Puns

Kenny E

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

Red

Anonymous

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple Not F—ing blue!

Red

Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…

Red

Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue Once I’n done choking you You will be too.

White

miss killer

what turns red, blue then white? the last person that I’d strangle

White

Anonymous

The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

Red

Anonyminimous

Roses are red, violets are blue, fortnite is dead and so are you.

Depression

Daniel King

What fruit always feels depressed?

A blue-berry.

Red

poetic

roses are red, violates are blue, i don’t know why i am still alive for you

Hell

p....

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.

Cow

Cowlover2023

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??

A:Blue Cheese

Finger

C..shot 92

roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.

Smell

Anonymous

What is blue but smells like red paint?

  • Blue paint

Little Johnny

U make me barf

The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”

Puns

😝

Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

Die

A nut.

Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

Red

shan and mon

blood is red.bruses are blue i ferget the rest…um i hate you…?

Red

Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I

Light

OT7 Bangtan

what’s blue and doesn’t weigh much???

Light blue.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hand

Anonymous

Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands

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