Blue Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom..... Until they are flashing behind you!

Bf:roses are red violets are blue ur my bf and i luv you

Gf:i luv u too

Bf:but the roses are wilting the violets are dead i heard you were cheating ill knock off ur head

Gf:ah about that

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.