Blue jokes
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Your penis is literally BLUE!
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.