Red

Anonymous

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple Not F—ing blue!

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Puns

Kenny E

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

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Red

Anonymous

The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

4

Stupid jokes

OT7 Bangtan

what’s blue and doesn’t weigh much???

Light blue.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Red

miss killer

what turns red, blue then white? the last person that I’d strangle

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Fruit

Daniel King

What fruit always feels depressed?

A blue-berry.

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Red

Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue Once I’n done choking you You will be too.

1

Red

poetic

roses are red, violates are blue, i don’t know why i am still alive for you

Red

Anonymous

roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i’m always watching you

Red

Vuck u

I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom… Until they are flashing behind you!

Van

Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…

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Puns

😝

Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

Paint

Anonymous

What is blue but smells like red paint?

  • Blue paint

Hell

p....

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.

Red

Anonyminimous

Roses are red, violets are blue, fortnite is dead and so are you.

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Cow

Cowlover2023

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??

A:Blue Cheese

Finger

C..shot 92

roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.

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Rose

Anne Montague, Rosiebud

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us ’cept you can’t trust a poet to tell the truth.

High

Tonkiemars

A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said “I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we’re there, I’d also like to take our relationship to the next level.” “I’m there” the boy replied. The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked “do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?” the boy replied " “I plan on getting busy all weekend. I’m not gonna stop pounding her till I’m black and blue. Give me the family pack.” “Sure thing” said the pharmacist. That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. the girls father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, “you never told me that you were so religious” the boy replied, “You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist”

Little Johnny

U make me barf

The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”

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