Blue Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I DONT WANNA SAY THIS, BUT NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU

Bf:roses are red violets are blue ur my bf and i luv you

Gf:i luv u too

Bf:but the roses are wilting the violets are dead i heard you were cheating ill knock off ur head

Gf:ah about that

Warning:if u dont like gummy bears DO NOT READ

Q:what do you call a mexican gummy bear

A:Delici-Oso