Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple Not F---ing blue!
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.
The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blue-berry.
roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i'm always watching you
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
What is blue but smells like red paint? - Blue paint
what's blue and doesn't weigh much???
Light blue.
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I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom..... Until they are flashing behind you!
Bf:roses are red violets are blue ur my bf and i luv you
Gf:i luv u too
Bf:but the roses are wilting the violets are dead i heard you were cheating ill knock off ur head
Gf:ah about that
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
Rose are red, violets are blue, there are kid in my basement, you'll be there soon
roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
What's red and blue and runs up your leg
A homesick miscarriage
How do you make a pink smurf
You peel the skin off
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
yo hairline was used as the blue blint for the great wall of china
