Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple Not F---ing blue!
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blue-berry.
What is blue but smells like red paint? - Blue paint
roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i'm always watching you
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
what's blue and doesn't weigh much???
Light blue.
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roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street",
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that i saw pristiano penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon
Tj hairline is so far back blues clues can't find it
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom..... Until they are flashing behind you!
