Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple Not F—ing blue!

Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…

what turns red, blue then white? the last person that I’d strangle

Roses are red, violets are blue, fortnite is dead and so are you.

What fruit always feels depressed?

A blue-berry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Once I’n done choking you You will be too.

The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

roses are red, violates are blue, i don’t know why i am still alive for you

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??

A:Blue Cheese

roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.

What is blue but smells like red paint?

  • Blue paint

The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”

A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.

Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

blood is red.bruses are blue i ferget the rest…um i hate you…?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I

A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned

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