“Don’t be dumb,make sure she’s numb” - bill cosby
Y'now that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
two men are hunting. one asks: did you ever hunt bear? the other one answers: no, but one time i went fishing in my shorts
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.
Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other
A:nothing cause they're both stuck up cunts
you
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so dumb. She sold her car for gas money.~~ Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so dumb she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order
Your momma is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb
Once my friend was saying something dumb and I was like I Campbell-eve you just said that.
DON'T GO TO GHOSTPOSTER.COM THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO RUN THAT SITE ARE A FUCKING BUNCH IF DUMB FUCKING CUNTS WHO CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK
Your momma so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Joke
I love bus jokes
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater
The IRS came to this mans house one day and told him to come in the next morning to talk about all the money thats been coming in and out of his bank account. So the man though maybe I need to get a lawyer. So he and his lawyer get to the IRS's office and sit down and the agent said there has been a large amount of money flowing in and out of your account and we wanted to know if you knew anything about it. The man says yes I do, I'm a gambler. The agent says you gamble with that much money. He man says yes, I'll give you an example. Alright I bet you 5,000$ that I can bite my left eye. Agent says alright deal. The man takes out his fake eye and bites it. Then the agents says that not fair. The man says I'll let you get your money back or even more, I bet you 7,500$ I can bite my right eye. He agents thinking I didn't see him come in with a guide dog or a stick so the agent says deal. The man takes out his false teeth and bites his right eye. The agent then says that's not fair. The man replies alright I have another one, your down 12,500$ I'll bet you 15,000$ if you put that waste basket on the other side of the room I can stand by your desk and piss across the room into the waste basket and not get a drop anywhere. The agent says that's impossible you've got a deal. The man starts peeing and pees all over his desk and the agent says I got you, he's laughing and happy that he final beat him, but then the lawyer has his hand on his face and the agent asked what's wrong with you and the lawyer replies the man bet me 100,000$ he could piss on your desk and you'd just love it.
