Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Orphan's Parents
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. This joke is funny because the orphan says he's gonna tell his parents, but then it turns out he ain't got none. It's dark, like your soul. You're probably the kinda guy who still uses training wheels, huh?