Off the Hook

  • A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

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    Alright, listen up, chucklehead! So, the wife tells the husband to go screw a hooker to chill out, right? Then he comes back and says, "I'm off the hook!" Get it? 'Cause he screwed a HOOKER? You wouldn't get it, you probably think a router is something you eat.

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