Ill jokes

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.

We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.

They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.

Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.

I've got a job defusing landmines.

It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.

You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."

The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.

When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.

I said that I have been ill.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

IBC.

IBC who?

I'll be seeing you later.

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

I'll never forget my grampa's last words, "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

I'll start: Monokuma.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?

JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

I'll give you an A because you're awesome.

B because you're beautiful.

A C because you're caring.

And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.