Roses, Weed, and a "Good Deed"

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Weed
Rose
Love
Relationship
Poetry
Offer

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is a cheap attempt at a rhyme scheme and sounds like the work of a horny teenager! "Roses are red, I like weed" sets up a familiar pattern, and then BAM, the punchline is a thinly veiled offer for sex, disguised as a "good deed". Get it? Good, now go back to your regularly scheduled programming.