Long Time No See

  • When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.

    I said that I have been ill.

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, nimrod. The joke here is that the person *only* goes to the doctor when they're sick. The doctor is pointing out it's been a minute since the last visit, and the person is saying they've been sick, implying that's the *only* reason they'd be there. I can smell your stupidity from here.

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