What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?

Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED)

i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.

A man has a terminal illness and isn’t sure how long he has left to live, so he talks to his doctor. The man asks "How long am I going to live?" The doctor says “Depends, what time is it?” The doctor then looks at his watch and says"10" The man asks "Ten what?“ Then the doctor keeps going"6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1”

i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.

lets tell a secret about each other…ill go first i hate you

me and my friend roasting each other, friend: you look like a baboon, me: stop talkin you look likea gorilla so i might call animal control on you and ill be seeing you at the zoo!

Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg. P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: To get to the other side DUH?!? P1: No dumbass, its to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me). P2: Holy shitr u ok? Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry

a girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says suck my dick and ill buy you a dress and she does it and says to him dad your Dick tastes like shit and he says yeah your brother wanted a car

Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer

I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.”

Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10

What do you call a sick eagle 🦅?

ill-eagle! 😂

When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn’t seen me in a while. I said that I have been ill

How do you leave an idiot in suspense - ill tell you tomorrow

How do you keep a moron in suspense?..

Ill tell you tomorrow!

Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it’s ill-eagle

Eagle:'You know why hunting me would be a bad idea? Because it is ILL-EAGLE!

two hats are next to eachother, one hat says to the other ''stay here, ill go on a head"

friend 1: I don’t want to jump. friend 2: me neither .murderer: if you don’t jump ill stab you. friend 1: jumps. friend 2: jumps. murderer. i didn’t mean off the building friend 1: I know that i just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy

I remember having a crush on my math teacher so i winked at her and said “dont worry babe, ill callculater.”

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