If jokes

My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.

Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?

Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.

If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"

What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

He breaks his nose.

People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

Like and comment if you play Fortnite!

Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"

My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.

If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?

Glockamole.

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.

If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.

I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.