If jokes

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

Dude,

if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?

Glockamole.

If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.