If jokes

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"

If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?

A tEsTiClE!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,

If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"

My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.

Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?

Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.

If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"

What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

He breaks his nose.

People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

Like and comment if you play Fortnite!

Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"

My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.

If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?

Glockamole.

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.