If jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
Bagels.
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Like if you're emo, LMAO.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Frère l'été ici!
If you understand, put it in chat.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎