If jokes

If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.

And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.

If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.

Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.

What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.

If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.

The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.

I replied, "No. Is that still required?"

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?

What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you!"

I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,

If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?