If jokes

If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.

Susie was in her mother's room one night, as her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse; her boobs, plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will I get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few years. Her mother told Susie to find her father and say goodnight.

So Susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering. Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, Susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, and he said Susie would get it after her mother went to bed.

Rape isn't a joke.

It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

Like this if you agree.

If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...

If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.

I replied, "No. Is that still required?"

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?

“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”

If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?

How is sex like a game of bridge?

If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"

If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?

A tEsTiClE!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,

If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"