If jokes

Like and comment if you play Fortnite!

Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"

My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

How is sex like a game of bridge?

If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.

What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

He breaks his nose.

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.

So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

If you're bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.

My attempt in 2021.

And my attempt this year.

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!

An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.