What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
Smoking Girlfriend Advice
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Explain Bear
Listen here, dummy. This ain't about cigarettes! The joke is using "smoking" as a euphemism for, uh, how do I put this delicately... vigorous relations. And the advice is all about safe and pleasurable... activities. Get it now, or do I need to spell it out with alphabet blocks?