If jokes

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

Dude,

if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.

That's what Elliot Rodger did.

My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.

So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

If you're bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.

My attempt in 2021.

And my attempt this year.

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!