If jokes
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.