If jokes

What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet

If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"

I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you!"

Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.

My parents are the worst.

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"

If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.

If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.

If you are what you eat,

why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?