1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
God, your grammar is horrible. It should be written like this:
1. You can´t wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can´t count your hair. 3. You can´t breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number three . 5. When you tried number 3 you realized you lookd like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you relized you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5 . 8. You just checked if there was a number 5. 9. This is not my joke all credit goes to steps.
You need to go back to second grade.
dam.. I can't even read this LMAO
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