Deez Nuts Jokes

What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.

have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy

rhydon deez nuts

Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap

have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

you know bofa? bofa deez nuts

“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

What is smagma name

can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?

do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth

deez nuts

Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth

do you like pudding? pudding deez nutz in your mouth

Do you you like Cds. There's this really cool one called C Deez nuts.

have you played the game imagine dragons. imagine draging deez nuts

deez nuts

Have you ever heard about the new virus in china it called hupun.hupunDEEZ NUTS!!

Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!