Deez Nuts jokes
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
Joe Biden deez nuts.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
What is smegma name?
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!