What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
What is smegma name?
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Do you you like Cds. There's this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
joe biden deez nuts
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
me.do you like cobble. my friend. no me. gobble deez nuts
