Deez Nuts jokes

What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.

"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"

What is smegma name?

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

Do you like CDs?

There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."

Deez nuts eat nuts.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dragon.

Dragon deez nuts.

Dragon deez nuts who?

DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?

SawCon deez nutz!

I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

A B C deez nuts!

Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?

Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!

Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?

Friends: No, what is it?

Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.

Me: What are we doing in HPE?

Friend: Fitness.

Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.

Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.