Deez Nuts Jokes

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UrMom
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What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.

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aborted fetus 911
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have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy

rhydon deez nuts

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hi
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have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

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freshfry
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you know bofa? bofa deez nuts

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crib
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I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

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I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

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lbh
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my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

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soup
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“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

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Anonymous
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What is smagma name

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Anonymous
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can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?

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Anonymous
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do you like pudding? pudding deez nutz in your mouth

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Anonymous
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do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth

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Anonymous
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Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth

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i like deez nuts.
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Do you you like Cds. There's this really cool one called C Deez nuts.

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Anonymous
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Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap

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got him
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have you played the game imagine dragons. imagine draging deez nuts

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Have you ever heard about the new virus in china it called hupun.hupunDEEZ NUTS!!

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Anonymous
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deez nuts