What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
Deez Nuts Jokes
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy
rhydon deez nuts
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
deez nuts
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
Have you ever heard about the new virus in china it called hupun.hupunDEEZ NUTS!!
do you like pudding? pudding deez nutz in your mouth
What is smagma name
what did one nut say to the other nut?
A:candice deez nuts fit in my mouth
have you ever been to the new disney park called sawcon?
Sawcon deez nutz
This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH