Deez Nuts Jokes

UrMom

What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.

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in Ball

have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy

rhydon deez nuts

Anonymous

Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap

hi

have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

crib
in Nut

I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

lbh

my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

in Nut

I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

freshfry

you know bofa? bofa deez nuts

soup

“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

Anonymous

What is smagma name

Anonymous

can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?

Anonymous

do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth

Anonymous

Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth

Anonymous

do you like pudding? pudding deez nutz in your mouth

i like deez nuts.

Do you you like Cds. There's this really cool one called C Deez nuts.

got him

have you played the game imagine dragons. imagine draging deez nuts

Anonymous

deez nuts

Have you ever heard about the new virus in china it called hupun.hupunDEEZ NUTS!!