What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.

have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy

rhydon deez nuts

I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

deez nuts

you know bofa? bofa deez nuts

“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

Knock knock Me, a person : whos there? A : Deez nuts!

do you like pudding? pudding deez nutz in your mouth

do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth

Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth

what did one nut say to the other nut?

A:candice deez nuts fit in my mouth

deez nuts eat nuts

have you ever been to the new disney park called sawcon?

Sawcon deez nutz

Q: you have problems, i think your disease is BOOFA Q: What boofa ? A: boofa deez nuts in yo mouth

me: lets go to Randy’s friend: theres no Randy’s me: ran deez nuts with a car

This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH

Kid amogus backwards SUGOMA DIK

Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap