Deez Nuts Jokes

UrMom

What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.

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in Ball

have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy

rhydon deez nuts

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have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

in Nut

I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

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in Nut

I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

Anonymous

Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap

soup

“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

freshfry

you know bofa? bofa deez nuts

Anonymous

Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth

lbh

my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

i like deez nuts.

Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.

Anonymous

can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?

Anonymous

do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth

Have you ever heard about the new virus in china it called hupun.hupunDEEZ NUTS!!

Anonymous

do you like pudding? pudding deez nutz in your mouth

Anonymous

What is smagma name

Dribblingpig
in Nut

what did one nut say to the other nut?

A:candice deez nuts fit in my mouth

Anonymous

have you ever been to the new disney park called sawcon?

Sawcon deez nutz

FUn guuy

This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH