Bionicle jokes

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."

What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?

Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.

Does it cycle now?

Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?

A plains biome.