If jokes
If an orphan gets a girlfriend, they finally have someone to love them.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
Today was like every other day. It was so terribly long and so terribly dreary. I fear these feelings will never end. I’ll always feel so dark, feel so hopeless. Sometimes all I want is for it to end. For all of it to end, for all of my thoughts to end. I despise the way that always comes to mind. But I feel so lost, feel so hopeless. If something would just work. But nothing has worked. Nothing can fix this. These feelings will pass. These days won't feel so endless... or so absolutely heavy. Just give it some time. Just give it some hope... and some belief. The ‘happy pills’ will work. The doctor says they'll help... they'll help it go away. Just dump the pill in your hand. Let yourself place the little white thing on your tongue... Let yourself throw your head back and swallow. It'll make this better. It should make me feel better.
Everything has changed! The world is so bright— The world is so loud! I don’t know how I never noticed! The sun is so warm— The grass is so green! I feel so awake! I feel so content— I feel so happy! It’s so strange! I’m not anxious— I’m not overthinking! I guess those pills really worked! I think I’m really getting better— I think I’m really going to be happy!