Identity jokes
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
I am a motherfucker.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."
In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Epic gamer.
Dan is very, very bent.
You're gay.
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.