What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Borthwick's hairline.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
My name is Jeff.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
