Identity jokes

You're gay, lol.

A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.

What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?

What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.

Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.

It's tiring being straight 24/7.

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.

What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

I wish I had emo nails,

So they could cut themselves.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

I'm so gay.

I'm weird.