It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Identity Jokes
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
I'm weird.
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
I'm so gay.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
You really gay. No questions added.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
