Identity jokes

I wish I had emo nails,

So they could cut themselves.

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

It's tiring being straight 24/7.

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.

I'm weird.

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.

I'm so gay.

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.

What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?

What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.

Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.

What do you call a flat emo?

A cutting board.

P.l.a.n.e.

Penis loving Asian now entering.