Identity jokes

All of us.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."

It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.

A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.

You're gay, lol.

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

I wish I had emo nails,

So they could cut themselves.

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

It's tiring being straight 24/7.

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.

I'm weird.

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.

I'm so gay.

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.