Identity jokes
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
I'm so gay.
I'm weird.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
You really gay. No questions added.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Your nan is gay.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.