Identity jokes
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
Memes
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
You really gay. No questions added.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Your nan is gay.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)