Borthwick's hairline.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
My name is Jeff.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
When an African has a twin, your me??
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
