Identity jokes

Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.

What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?

What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.

Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.

What do you call a flat emo?

A cutting board.

P.l.a.n.e.

Penis loving Asian now entering.

To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.

Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.

Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?

Me: Aren't you my son?

Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.

Do you like fish sticks?

If you do, you're a gay fish.

Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,

'Cause she was transgender.

You really gay. No questions added.

Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."

Your nan is gay.

What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?

One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)

"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.

What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?

Rainbow Road.

What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.

If you read this, you qualify as gay.

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.