Identity jokes
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
You really gay. No questions added.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Your nan is gay.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.