Identity jokes
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
I'm so gay.
I'm weird.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
gay people
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
You really gay. No questions added.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.