Identity jokes
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
I'm weird.
I'm so gay.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
You really gay. No questions added.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.