Your nan is gay.
Identity Jokes
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
I'm gay and an orphan.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
