Identity jokes

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.

I'm so gay.

I'm weird.

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.

Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.

What do you call a flat emo?

A cutting board.

I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...

To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.

P.l.a.n.e.

Penis loving Asian now entering.

Do you like fish sticks?

If you do, you're a gay fish.

Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.

Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?

Me: Aren't you my son?

Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.

I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.

Don’t bother me none, babe!

Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!

“Hol up”

Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,

'Cause she was transgender.

You really gay. No questions added.

One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)

Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."