Identity

Identity jokes

Gay

To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.

Roadkill

Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.

Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?

Me: Aren't you my son?

Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.

Orphan

Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."

Kiss

One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)

Trash

"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.

Emo

What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.

Newborn

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

Name

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

Orphan

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

Color

What’s black, white, and red all over?

An embarrassed biracial guy.

Kid

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.