Identity jokes
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Memes
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
You really gay. No questions added.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Your nan is gay.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
I am a motherfucker.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
I am Paul Walker.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.