Identity jokes
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Your nan is gay.
I'm the autism.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
I'm Gay.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
Ur mom gay, lol.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"
Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"
Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"
Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"
"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."
I'm straighter than a rainbow.