Identity jokes
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
I am no longer anonymous.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
"My name is Dezz."
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.
Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
Little Johnny's name is Little Johnny.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”