Identity jokes

Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.

Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

Stranger 1: You can't!

Stranger 2: You can.

Stranger 3: How?

Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.

Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?

Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.

Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-

(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.

If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.

You're gay.

Ben Inkster, more like gay.

Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

There are only two genders.

Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.

Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.

That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )

Should I do a face reveal?

I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.

Don’t bother me none, babe!

Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!

“Hol up”

I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.

What do you call your mom? Gay.

What is depressed and gay? Me.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am gay, so are you.

I am the joke.

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?

Flinn Taylor.

I'm going to piss on the floor.

Read if gay.

Aha!

What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.

Sorry, the joke is bad :(