"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
