Identity jokes
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
John
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.