A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
devora malka, the nora school, silver springs maryland also known as opal
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-mobile.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer? Helen Killer
if ur fat and transgender, then would you be considered transfat?
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Son: Dad I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure ur my parents? Dad: oh...., well I never thought it would come to this, or to ur head that you were kidnapped..... Son: am I kidnapped? Dad; well ur adopted, and if you want to see ur biological parents they’ll be waiting for you in heaven
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic brownie
Why are most vacuums gay? They’re always coming out of the closet
The best way to tell Hindu person and a Muslim person part is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11
one time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew and a black man on top of the Empire State Building. First the Mexican and the Jew throws there selves off of the building saying ‘ This is for my people’ Than the black is next up to jump and says ‘This is for my people’ And throws the White man off of the building.
What’s another term for a lesbian? A vagetarian
a jew and jew walk in bar goy say what u want jew say give it alcohol jew say my son run away and become christian another jew pipe in he say my son too bar tender turn around he say “u not gonna believe this...”
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What tree is every emo kid trying find The hanging tree
What do you call a A gay Drive-by A fruit roll up
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love? “The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person? About 3 years
