Identity jokes

Why are transgender people like confused kids?

Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.

Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?

Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.

Girl: "Daddy!"

Father: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"

Father: "Mhm!"

Woman: "Daddy?"

Father: "Of course?"

Woman: "I'm a girl too!"

Father: "Does God love children?"

Boy: "Yessss..."

Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?

I’m gay.

I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!

Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"

Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"

Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"

Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"

"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."

The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.

Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.

Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?

To see how the other side felt!

Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.

Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.

What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.

What's a lesbian's favorite candy?

Licorice.

Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Why do witches wear name tags?

So they know which witch is which!

Why do I support slavery?

Because I’m white.

What do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-A-Likes.