Identity jokes
Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"
Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"
Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"
Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"
"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.
Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.
Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.