Emo Nails

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about emo nails. Emo folks are known for being super sad and cutting themselves. The joke is that the nails could cut themselves, which is kinda dark, but also kinda funny, because nails can't do that. The joke is funny because it's unexpected and plays on the stereotype of emo people. You are not an emo because you are laughing instead of crying.