Humor
This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.
Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.
Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.
Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
My favorite joke is my life.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Memes
If you know you know
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.