How was Copper wire invented? Two Jewish people fighting over a penny
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
*A priest walks into a wine store*
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
i went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
the way u talk is so slow that the put u in the movie fast and furious and changed the title to slow and serious!!!😂😂😭
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids?
Nut in the butt
your mom
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"
what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
What’s the German word for BRA? Keeptwofromfloppin.
Are you a toaster because I want to take a bath with you
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on
