Humor
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
Memes
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.