Orphan

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

Baby

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson

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    Dick

    In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

    My dick.

    McDonald's

    Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

    Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

    Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

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  • Zoo

    I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).

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  • Koala

    Why aren't koalas actual bears?

    Because they don't meet the koalafications.

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  • Pedophile

    what did the pedophile say to the kid?

    "Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."

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  • Watermelon

    What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.

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  • Dog

    When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"

    Baby

    I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

    Gay

    what do you call a lazy gay?

    someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.

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  • Basement

    What’s the difference between jail and my basement?

    Some people are let out of jail.

    Teacher

    Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.

    School

    I never get school shooting jokes.

    Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.

    Mathematician

    An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."

    Phone Number

    A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

    I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

    Grass

    Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.

    Because it would cut itself.