Humor
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Bunger.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Did you?
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.