Humor
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.
A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
Memes
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.