Humor
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Memes
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
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