What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Humor
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.
