Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
Humor
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
My favorite joke is my life.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Jack and Jill popped some pills to get a little tipsy.
Jack got a surprise and bloodshot eyes because Jill gave him a roofie.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
