Humor
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.
Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.
Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.
Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
Memes
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
My favorite joke is my life.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.