Your Birth Certificate is an apology from the Condom factory
Is it still stand up comedy if the comedian doesn’t have legs
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand Up Comedy!
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Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin? Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
My friend was feeling low today so I went up to her and said "You know I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life" I don't think she likes me now
it's not funny to joke about orphans, without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
alyas dad died thats comedy something not funny is like blm
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouja board
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
9/11 jokes are the bomb
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday? Returning to the scene of the crime.
Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass
What do you call a crowd of horny white women? A field of cotton waiting to be picked to be picked
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing
Women treat me like a god They ignore me till they need something
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid, they were still breathing so I told them to walk it off.
