Humor
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Uh oh, stinky!
Here's a joke... you.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
Memes
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
......
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.