Humor

When the nlgga is farting!!!

HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

Banana joke?

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

No joke.

What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.

¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.

Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

'Cause they were using fowl language!

John is not funny.

My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.

I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.

What’s up with the foot feet?

What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."

What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.

Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.

Sad life goes, joke mom.

Person 1: How smart are you?

Person 2: Really smart.

Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?

Person 2: 1 ghost is left.

Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!