This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Humor
No joke.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
John is not funny.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
