Gibberish jokes

Nnnbgfdddddrr.

I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.

He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.

FDdtsgshjdjxhhsjdfj

Gvvvvvvvuhhgh.

abcdefgjiowqdou;rwohieugrhiosrvhionovruohwu.

Hgftyhbcfghhgg

Vvbggcvhhhgvvhhhgvbjhhbnhhbnjbbjbbhhbj

Hi. Did sskskss sis askance ddodks sjissmsnsiam a sksddkddd mc?

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I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!