Humor
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
I like this episode
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Orphan joke protest idea.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
Professor Poopypants!!!