Humor

Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.

Stop making jokes about Kobe.

I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.

I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"

Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.

I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.

What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.

A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.

I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...

Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?

Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.

Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!

Me: You can't kick me out.

Manager: Why not? Huh?

Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

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How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?

She opens the car door.

Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!

What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?

The Monkees and Gorillaz.

I will always remember my dad's last words...

Oh wait, I never knew them.

This website is cruel and is NOT funny.

Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?

Tess: No!

Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!

Tess: Oh!

So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"

Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?

"Peppa's ribs."

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?

A: Owwww!!!!!