Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Humor
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
"Peppa's ribs."
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Jokes are not funny.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
"Deznuts up your ass."
When the nlgga is farting!!!
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
Banana joke?
