I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
"Peppa's ribs."
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Jokes are not funny.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
Banana joke?