I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.