Humor
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Memes
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
"Peppa's ribs."
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Jokes are not funny.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
"Deznuts up your ass."