Humor
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
Haha, the joke is me.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.