Humor
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Memes
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.