Humor

If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?

Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.

God: “Stephen, join us!”

*sees the staircase to heaven.*

Stephen: “Shit!”

Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.

What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?

"I'm wiped!"

What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?

A one giant.

What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.

Why did the kids love the mushrooms?

Because they're fun-guys!

POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?

A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.

What do you call a lying Mexican?

Pinocchico.

I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

I'll shut up now.

Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)

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Like this joke. Ur mom.

So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."

And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:

"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣

Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?

Because it has at least one hundred degrees.

Monkey: What ya doing?

Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."

Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."

How ISS greets their friend.

"You the BOMB!"

How do you tell when your wife is dead?

The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.