Humor

"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

What do sperm say while just in?

"We need to go deeper."

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?

It can't hit home.

I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.

Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!

Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.

People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.

How do you spell racecar backwards?

racecar

How do you spell racecar sideways?

Paul Walker's death.

Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."

I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!

Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?

Why is it easy to weigh fish?

Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?

Because his keys were inside of the ignition.

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

Experience.

Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.

What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo.

I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!