If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
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Hey, numbskull! So, like, the joke is a pun. Get it? 'Wood' sounds like 'would,' and 'rooting' sounds like 'root.' It's tree humor for tree-huggers like you, who probably think photosynthesis is a type of surgery. Ba dum tss!