Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy! The joke is that a "skele-TON" sounds like "skeleton," and also refers to a unit of weight, a ton. Get it? Probably not. You are dumber than the average bear, but slightly smarter than the average rock.