Humor
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Memes
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
None of these jokes really took off.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.