Humor

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

Wanna hear a pun?

Welp, I'll punch you with one!

What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?

Your nan's a GILF!

What do you call a bad joke?

A bad Noah!

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What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.

Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩

When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."

When did I wake up?

At the quack of dawn!

What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?

A meringue-atang.

Why are there gates on a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get inside. Lol

What's the difference between anal and oral sex?

An and Or!

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.

I don't think jokes are very funny.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.

What's up, bitches? Miss me?

Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"