Humor

Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.

Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.

What do you call a midget stripper?

A pocket pussy.

Why can't fat kids play poker?

They eat all the chips.

What do you call a booty that tells jokes?

A crack-up!

How do butts stay cool in the summer?

They stay in crack conditioning.

Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

BaBOOM!

*fart* 👀 Oops!

"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both never get erect.

Farts.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?

Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

At the Allahu-ak Bar.

Why are there gates on a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get inside. Lol

You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.