Humor
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
You want a pizza from me!!!!
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.