Humor

You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣

You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂

When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.

When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.

Haha joke haha!

What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.

Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!

Bob Weir: Where are you going?

Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

BaBOOM!

*fart* 👀 Oops!

Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"

Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"

Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"

I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."

Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.

Why are nuts on boys?

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.

Wanna hear a pun?

Welp, I'll punch you with one!

Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.