Humor
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Haha joke haha!
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!