Humor

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ididap.

Ididap who?

That's the joke, you did a poo!

Why don't Romans find algebra fun?

X is always ten.

What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?

There's twenty of them.

I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

Three blondes were walking on a path. The first blonde said, “Hey, look, there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way, those are totally duck tracks.” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh, those are...” Then they got hit by a train.

The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”

He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”

How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?

Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"

What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

They're both inside jobs.

So, y'all remember Hitler, right?

Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"

What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!

This is a Cuphead joke.

Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!

What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?

When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.

My dick.

1 + 1 = window.

What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"

A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.

My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."

People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣