Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Humor
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
He jizzes canned cheese.
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:
Sans: "Sub bro."
Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"
Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."
Sans: "A skele-ton."
(Drum effect)
Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
