Florida Man Kills With Kindness Machete

Listen up, smarty pants. This meme is about 'Florida Man,' who is a stereotype for people doing really crazy stuff in Florida. The guy in the headline says he's gonna 'kill them with kindness,' but instead of being nice, he literally named his machete 'Kindness' and tried to use it. You're probably too clever to fall for such simple wordplay, but this guy missed the point completely.