Humor
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
Memes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
He jizzes canned cheese.
You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:
Sans: "Sub bro."
Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"
Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."
Sans: "A skele-ton."
(Drum effect)
Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
What do you call a burger š with one eye?
A one giant.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But Iām stumped.
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"