Humor
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.