Humor
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke? A: Just kitten!
Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus.
Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
I'm a rapist.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
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What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."