Humor
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
Memes
I like this episode
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
Like this joke. Ur mom.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
How do you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.