Humor
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Your head looks like a joke.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.