Banana Peel jokes

what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

Why did the banana like the movie?

Because it was apeeling.

Be grateful:

You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.

The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"

what did the banana say to the banana?

"u look a-pealing"