Banana Peel jokes

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

Why did the banana like the movie?

Because it was apeeling.

Be grateful:

You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

Banana!

One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.

Banana joke?

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........

IMAGINE!

Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.

But you gotta eat it!