Banana Peel jokes

what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

Why did the banana like the movie?

Because it was apeeling.

Be grateful:

You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.

The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"

what did the banana say to the banana?

"u look a-pealing"

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"