When Baking Turns Bread into Lava

Okay, look, you absolute simpleton. You accidentally turned your bread into a glowing piece of volcanic rock, which is a culinary failure of epic proportions. The humor comes from the caption, 'Burnt my bread a little,' because that is an obvious and hilarious understatement, you silly goose. Now go try baking a rock that doesn't look like a loaf, you know you're gonna mess that up too!