Humor
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
"Deznuts up your ass."
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
You were tricked, loser. ;]
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What animal should wear a wig? A bald eagle!
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.