Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, "sus" is slang zoomers use when something seems suspicious. The joke is that an 8-year-old is saying "sus" at a funeral, which is super inappropriate. I know you think funerals are fun, but they're not.