Grasshopper jokes
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
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Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These t… Read more