Double Entendre jokes
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long." Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
What do gay men like cocks?
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Memes
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
Whatâs the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while youâre nailing them.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
Three nuns die in a car crash, but they all make it to heaven. They're standing at the pearly gates, and Saint Peter says to them, "Don't worry, you're going to get in, but first I need you to answer these questions."
He asks the first nun, "What was the name of the first woman?" The nun says, "Eve." Saint Peter says, "Go on in."
Then he asks the second nun, "Where did Adam and Eve live?" The second one says, "The Garden of Eden." Saint Peter says, "You can go through."
Finally, he gets to the third nun and says, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The nun stands there a little confused and says, "Boy, that's a hard one." Saint Peter, shocked, goes, "That's correct! Go on in."
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I donât even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, youâll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an OâHenry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.