Double Entendre jokes
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
Hey, wanna know why you remind me of a waitress?
Because you handle my food great, and I give you a good tip afterwards.
"I'd love to give everyone another shot."
Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
What do pedophiles and guitars have in common?
They both fingered A minor.
I like my women like I like my diving pools.
Wet and deep.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
Q: What's a hooker's favourite SpongeBob episode?
A: Rock Bottom.
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!
(Standing means: penis erection)
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
Dark humor is like sex: not everybody gets it.