The Pineapple Challenge

Three Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them, and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand.

The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him.

The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy, so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied, "It didn't tickle at all. I laughed at the sight [of] the third guy was bringing over a pineapple."

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Listen up, genius! Three dudes are told to shove fruit up their butts without laughing, or they die. First dude uses a fuzzy peach and laughs. Second dude uses a grape but laughs 'cause the third dude is bringing a whole pineapple. It's funny 'cause the pineapple is way bigger and more ridiculous to shove up your butt. You probably wouldn't even know what to do with a pineapple, you dum-dum!

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LMAOOOOOOOOO