Nitrogen jokes
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
Nut
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.