Nitrogen jokes
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
A guy goes to see his psychiatrist dressed only in bubble wrap. When he gets there, he asked the psych, "Can you please help me?"
The psych says, "No, I'm sorry, I can clearly see your nuts."